Because he’s apparently too lazy to write a clever bio himself, Conan O’Brien wants you to do it for him.
Unauthorized Zuckerberg Biography Released — In Comic Book Form
Mark Zuckerberg may be richer than almost everyone, more powerful than world leaders and able to make friends and enemies in a single bound. But can he be a comic book hero, too?
How Do You Spell ‘Gaddafi?’ The Linguistics Behind Libya’s Leader
Better hope you don’t get stuck with this one in your next spelling bee.
Russia Joins the Rest of the World, Admits Beer is Alcohol
Perhaps Russian legislators have just witnessed the drunken debauchery that is a beer-infused frat party, but for the first time in the country, the sudsy beverage will be regulated less like soda and more like booze.
Larry King, Away From the Desk: Television Icon Launches Stand-Up Comedy Tour
With 50 years of broadcast experience under his suspenders, Larry King is no stranger to the spotlight. But now the world’s most famous interviewer will move from the studio to the stage with a one-man comedy show.
The Spy Who Legislated Me: Anna Chapman to Run for Russian Parliament
As the accused (failed) spy turned sex symbol, Anna Chapman has become internationally known for her looks — which doesn’t exactly bode well for a return to espionage anytime soon. But luckily it looks like she has a fall-back …
Globally-Aware Gear: WikiLeaks Gift Shop Sells T-Shirts to Aid Assange’s Legal Defense
Are you entering spring without internationally-aware updates to your 2011 fashion?
Exclusive: TIME Dines with Vivienne Westwood at London Fashion Week
The grand dame of British fashion doesn’t do small talk.
A Very Little Italy: Manhattan’s Famous District Gets a Trimming Down
There’s worrying news for fans of authentic Italian culture. The famous downtown district of Little Italy is in danger of disappearing, and with it the secrets of pizza, pasta and paninis.
It’s Payback Time: Seattle Restaurant Says TSA? No Way!
There might not be much you can do about rude or dismissive TSA agents on their home turf (i.e. the airport), but one Seattle restaurant has managed a little payback away from the terminal.
Don’t Call Us Shirley: Watch the 150 Greatest Movie Lines and Catchphrases
As number two in this list tells us: “It’s showtime!” (Beetlejuice)
Earth-Shattering News: Jennifer Aniston Gets a New Haircut
After popularizing the “Rachel”—a layered, shoulder-length cut in the mid-’90s, Friends actress Jennifer Aniston’s new bob sent Americans into a frenzy yesterday, as “Jennifer Aniston new haircut” became the second hottest …