We’re bored of waiting for election results! We want to know the winners now!
Sorry Couples, Facebook Knows You’ll Break Up By Spring Break
As bitter single people, this news fills us with glee.
Interstellar Voting: The Astronauts Have Cast Ballots – From Space. So What’s Your Excuse?
From the Great Lakes to the Big Apple, from the prairies to Low Earth Orbit, it’s election day in the U.S.A. (via AP)
Behold the Philly Taco, A Cheesesteak Wrapped in a Pizza
NewsFeed doesn’t know what compelled employees at National Public Radio to wrap a cheesesteak in a pizza and then write an article about it, but as homesick Philadelphians, we are very happy they did. On days like this, it’s …
What Will Obama Say Tomorrow?
With the Democrats looking like they will suffer major losses in today’s midterm elections, tomorrow is the first day of Obama’s Act II. How will he handle it?
Why Did Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert Ignore the Internet?
The media (NewsFeed included) has analyzed every last shred of Saturday’s Rally to Resore Sanity and/or Fear. But now that it’s over, one question still remains: Who deserves credit for coming up with the idea?
Post-Demi, 10 Refreshingly Scandal-Free Kid Stars
Now that Demi Lovato has headed to a treatment facility, reportedly to treat an eating disorder and cutting, we see a familiar, sad story of young fame taking a dark path. What teen stars still haven’t gone down the typical …
Teen Apologizes For Riding a Whale in Australia
Though he did have a whale of a time.
Actor Playing a Gunman Shot By Guard Who Thought He Actually Was a Gunman
The good news–you’re such a talented actor that people really believe you when you’re in character. The really bad news–your character is a gunman and the person you dupe is a volunteer watchman who shoots you.
Send Your Name to Mars While Watching the New Rover Get Built
NASA is on a mission: to make space travel more interactive.
Double Take: 10-Year-Old Girl in Spain Gives Birth
To be honest, NewsFeed didn’t know this was actually possible. (Though Healthland knows that she isn’t the first or the youngest child mother.)
Reading While Eating for November 2: A License to Kill
Waste your time wisely this Tuesday with games, griping and good music.