Don’t be grumpy tomorrow – we’re all losing an hour of sleep.
Quotes: Justin Bieber on Universal Health Care
“You guys are evil. Canada’s the best country in the world. We go to the doctor and we don’t need to worry about paying him, but here, your whole life, you’re broke because of medical bills.”
— JUSTIN BIEBER, Canadian …
The Royal Couple, Westbound: Prince William and Kate Choose Canada for First Overseas Visit
No offense to our neighbors to the North, but whatever happened to the “special relationship?”
Reality Check: Is the Canadian-U.S. Border A Bigger Threat Than Mexican Border?
While we were worrying about our neighbors down south, we should have been really worrying about those Canucks from the north: it turns out that other border poses a far bigger risk than Mexico.
The Office Pool Pays Off! Factory Workers Win $50 Million Lottery
A group of 24 blue-collar Canadian workers are glad they paid into this week’s drawing.
Digging Yourself Out of the Blizzard? You Need a Bike Plow
No really, you read that right. Bike plow, the green and easy way to clear your driveway and street of snow.
Baby Seals and Their Mamas Clubbed in New Zealand
In gruesome and just plain disheartening news, twenty-three seals were found clubbed to death at a popular tourist spot on New Zealand’s South Island. Eight of the animals were days-old pups when they were bludgeoned for no …
Canuck Cablegate: U.S. Diplomats Fret Over Anti-Americanism on Canadian TV
Blame Canada? More like blame the USA. The latest batch of leaked cables show that American diplomats find Canadians a tad too suspicious of America. Their evidence: Cheesy Canadian TV.
Iceberg in a Bottle: Ancient Ice, Melted Down and Packaged, For Only $15
Vintage whiskeys and fine wines are no strangers to the Christmas party season, but you will probably have trouble finding a selection of equally classy non-alcoholic drinks for you to offer your guests. Fear not: NewsFeed may …
No Pat-Downs, Eh? Canada Too Polite for TSA-Style Searches
Canadian authorities say the country’s airport screeners won’t resort to American-style groping. Because that wouldn’t be nice.
Quote: WordPress Founder Witnesses AirBorne Gay Marriage
“There was a wedding on my @VirginAmerica flight to New York! The captain flew briefly over Canadian airspace so two gentleman could marry.”
–MATT MULLENWEG, WordPress’s founder, broke the story on Twitter of an airborne gay …
A Man, A Plane and A Mask: How Easy Is It To Disguise Yourself?
NewsFeed smells even tighter airport security regulations in the future.