satire

Quotes: Joe Biden on His ‘Onion’ Spoofs

“Most people refer to me who know me, and even in the press, of being a little bit square. And now, I’m the philanderer. I think it’s hilarious, the stuff they do on me.”

— JOE BIDEN, Vice President, on being the frequent …

The Onion Gets In on the Twilight Fun

According to The Onion News Network, even terrorists are Twi-Hards. According to their story, a terrorist plot was put to a halt to keep author Stephenie Meyer out of harm. Best on-screen text: “Bombing suspects detained just …

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