Isn’t kind of sad to think that until now, we lived in a world where Cinnabon vodka didn’t exist? Those days will soon be behind us, friends, so breathe easy. Cinnabon vodka is coming.
That’s right, Pinnacle Vodka has teamed with food court favorite Cinnabon to launch the new product, available now in select markets and nationwide on Jan. 1. In an extremely enthusiastic press release, the company says the 70-proof liquor combines “the decadent flavors of cinnamon, brown sugar and rich cream cheese frosting with hints of caramel to create a taste reminiscent of warm, freshly-baked cinnamon rolls.” And then also, it will get you drunk. Win-win.
If you agree with comedian Louis. C.K. that Cinnabons are terrible, shameful treats for disgusting old men with complex, deep-seated self-loathing, don’t worry. There are plenty of other fun vodka flavors out there to try instead: milk, PBJ, cupcake, smoked salmon, hemp, and, most recently, Sriracha.
So many strange ways to get drunk, so little time.