Your Favorite Mall Food Court Treat Is Being Turned Into Vodka

Because this is the United States of America.

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Isn’t kind of sad to think that until now, we lived in a world where Cinnabon vodka didn’t exist? Those days will soon be behind us, friends, so breathe easy. Cinnabon vodka is coming.

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Beam Inc.

That’s right, Pinnacle Vodka has teamed with food court favorite Cinnabon to¬†launch¬†the new product, available now in select markets and nationwide on Jan. 1. In an extremely enthusiastic press release, the company says the 70-proof liquor combines “the decadent flavors of cinnamon, brown sugar and rich cream cheese frosting with hints of caramel to create a taste reminiscent of warm, freshly-baked cinnamon rolls.” And then also, it will get you drunk. Win-win.

If you agree with comedian Louis. C.K. that Cinnabons are terrible, shameful treats for disgusting old men with complex, deep-seated self-loathing, don’t worry. There are plenty of other fun vodka flavors out there to try instead: milk, PBJ, cupcake, smoked salmon, hemp, and, most recently, Sriracha.

So many strange ways to get drunk, so little time.