You’ll never believe who turned him in: his first wife – because the two were still married.
Remarkable Rescue: Elderly Woman and Teenager Saved from Quake After Nine Days
As the hope of finding survivors dries up, a miracle – two, in fact – emerges from the rubble.
Quotes: Arab League Condemns Libya Airstrikes
“What is happening in Libya differs from the aim of imposing a no-fly zone, and what we want is the protection of civilians and not the bombardment of more civilians.”
–AMR MOUSSA, head of the Arab League, doubling back on the …
Wyclef Jean Shot in Hand Before Haiti Election
The Haitian hip hop artist has been treated and released – but not before he met with violence on the eve of the presidential election.
Celebrate Purim with a Heavenly Hamantaschen Recipe
The revelry begins at sundown when Jews celebrate their people’s victory over Haman by noshing on a resemblance of him.
Monkeying Around: Primates Dismantle Car at Zoo
These monkeys made a Mercedes into their own personal playground at a British zoo.
Cuddly Catastrophe: Knut the Polar Bear Dies
The 4-year-old cub reportedly collapsed and died on Saturday at the Berlin Zoo.
‘Raise Your Glass’ for Purim: Maccabeats Rock Out on the Jewish Holiday
Saturday night, Jews will drink until they cannot tell the difference between “the cursed and the blessed” to celebrate Purim.
Rebecca Black Ponders Cereal Choices
In the Name of Science: 20,000 Bouncy Balls Dropped from Helicopter
We’re not so sure about the scientific validity of this experiment, but it looks like everyone is having a ball! (Get it?)
Best of the Week: Expensive Pups and Hipster Traps
One of the week’s top stories include a certain day of the week repeated in auto-tune. Need more hints? Check out the top trends of the week.
How to Thwart a Robbery While Looking Awesome in Four Easy Steps
Convenience store ownership is possibly as dangerous an occupation as any, with unnoticed spills in the aisles, sugar-fixed prepubescents loitering after school, and the occasional armed robbery which pits the store attendee
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