The newspaper’s diorama competition starring America’s famous Easter candy is back and showing some mushy masterpieces of wit and humor.
Friday Flicks: Should We All Scream for Scream 4?
Grab the popcorn! NewsFeed’s Glen Levy brings you the must-see — and must-avoid — movies in theaters this weekend.
We We We So Excited: Glee May Take On Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’
Did we get it stuck in your head again?
Great News, Everyone! Beer Is On Its Way To Staying Fresh Forever
Reason number 1,723 that we’re grateful for science: it’s finally being used to keep beer from going bad. Hallelujah!
Restricted Reading: South Carolina Jail Bans All Books Except for the Bible
If you’re a criminal who likes to read — and/or religious, but not Christian — then the last place you want to be jailed in is Moncks Corner, South Carolina.
ABC Says Goodnight To Two Daytime Soaps, All My Children and One Life to Live
ABC announced today that it will cancel All My Children and One Life to Live. (via Tuned In)
Prince William and Kate to Split — Or So Says a Chinese Fortune Teller
Fortune teller Chen Shuaifo looks past the royal wedding—and he sees trouble. (via CNN)
Criminal, My Dear Watson: Russian Jewel Heist Mimics Sherlock Holmes
A Russian gang robbed a jewelry store in a method reminiscent of one of Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes stories. (via Telegraph)
No More Sauce in Kids’ Sippy Cups: Restaurant Chains Create Alcohol Safeguards
Is serving an alcoholic beverage to a child at a sit-down restaurant an easy mistake to make? After all, a wait staff handles hundreds of orders in a day, and accidents happen.
Nerd Alert: Video Offers 31 Dorky Jokes in Under Four Minutes
There’s almost nothing that NewsFeed loves more than a good nerd joke.
Chipotle Going Asian: Smart Spinoff or Bad Business Move?
New details have emerged about Chipotle’s venture into the exotic world of Asian cuisine. Is this a genius move, or will it be the culinary equivalent of Michael Jordan playing professional baseball?
Arrested for ‘Proselytizing?’ Man Joins History of Americans Detained in North Korea
An American man is being held in North Korea. Good thing Jimmy Carter’s got a trip planned.