By Megan Friedman and Megan Gibson
This really raises the stakes on the whole idea of “sleeping on the job.”
Czech Who’s Watching: President Vaclav Klaus Pockets a Pen, World Catches Him
During a state visit to Chile, Czech President Vaclav Klaus discreetly pocketed a ceremonial pen encrusted with semiprecious Chilean lapis lazuili stones.
Reading While Eating for April 14: And Now You Know
Grilled Cheese Month? Cats birthing dogs? Ducks alternative to condoms? Today’s links offer you some fun facts we bet you haven’t encountered before
A Feat of Viral Proportions: Watch Jozef Wadecki, Tumbling Sensation
Not too many people can hold a handstand for more than a split second.
Vintage Jaws: Kentucky Miner Finds 300 Million-Year-Old Shark Bones
Jay Wright, a 25-year-old Kentucky miner, found a jawbone belonging to a 300-million-year-old fossil shark.
Gluttony, Not Just For Americans: Burger King Launches ‘Meat Monster’ in Japan
Japanese Burger Kings are about to “double down” a new burger that wants to make veganism passé.
Catherine Zeta-Jones’ Treatment: What Are the Symptoms of Bipolar II Disorder?
A representative for Catherine Zeta-Jones announced Wednesday that she sought treatment for bipolar disorder. (via Healthland)
Stuck on Your Dream School’s Wait List? Just Sing About It
Is this for real? NewsFeed’s not sure, but high-school senior Grace Obernofer looks like she really wants to get into Harvard. See her goofy way of showing her love for the Crimson.
Nonviolent New Englanders: The Most Peaceful States in America
Want peace in America? Don’t get political — move to Maine.
Kate Middleton’s Secret Confirmation: How Religious Is the Future Princess?
Kate Middleton isn’t just marrying the future King. She’s marrying the man who will one day become Supreme Governor of the Church of England.
Ouch, Our Arteries: Taco Bell Tests Shell Made of Nacho Cheese Doritos
A video circulating on the internet indicates that Taco Bell is testing shells made of nacho cheese Doritos. Be prepared.
Barry Bonds’ Verdict: A Mixed Bag for All
The verdict in the Barry Bonds perjury trial came in on Wednesday afternoon. While indifference is certainly one reasonable reaction, another is downright confusion.