Because of all the cavities, you guys.
‘Twerk’ Is Officially the Word You Want Banished in 2014
Don’t let the door hit your prominent behind on the way out
No One Understands How Awkward You Feel at Parties Better Than This Dog
This poor, miserable little animal.
This Cafe Will Make You Pay More for Being Rude
Food for thought.
President Obama Gets Into the Christmas Spirit By Singing Jingle Bells
Well, kind of.
13 Holiday Gifts for People Who Spend Way Too Much Time on the Internet
If you can even tear them away from the computer…
‘Utah Is Weird:’ What the World Really Thinks of Every State
Based on autocompleted Yahoo searches.
This Is the Only Christmas Song You Really Need to Listen to This Holiday Season
Although the lack of corgis is lamentable.
Yes, People Still Want to Go to Disneyland
At least according to Facebook
DiGiorno Drops Dairy Supplier Over Cow Abuse
Dairy farm workers were caught on film whipping, beating and stabbing sick and injured animals
These Are the 50 Best Places to Work for 2014
According to Glassdoor.com.
Prancercise Through The Year in YouTube with Screaming Goats
To the tune of a mix by Internet sensation DJ Earworm