He’ll also be the only winner in a triathlon involving a clairvoyant llama.
Report: Super Ugly Google Barge Is For Exclusive Google Glass Parties You Aren’t Invited To
Hotspot 2014 alert
Proof This Banksy Thing Has Gone Too Far: Justin Bieber Is a Graffiti Artist Now, Too
Ugh no please stop.
Hallmark Erases “Gay” From a Popular Christmas Carol, Provoking the Wrath of the Internet
Don we know our hate apparel…
Lay’s Manages to Make Potato Chips Even Worse For You by Smothering Them in Chocolate
Gird your arteries.
The Most Horrifying Drug in the World May Have Spread to Ohio
Authorities say a homeless man in Columbus shows signs of krokodil use.
This Guy Implanted a Giant Computer Chip Into His Arm Without Medical Supervision
Do not try this at home.
Everything You Need to Know About Thanksgivukkah
‘Tis a once-in-a-lifetime day for dreidels and dressing! (And hardcore napping)
Grace Kelly’s Childhood Home Is Now Filled With Cats
The woman living in the starlet’s former home is being investigated for animal cruelty
This Freestyle Finger Snapping Guy Will Make You Feel Totally Talentless
It’s a snap for him!
Woman at Canada Airport Takes Pumpkin Carving Up a Notch
Instead of candles, pumpkin featured illegal drugs!
Resistance is Futile: PETA Attempts to Halt the Sale of Remote-Controlled Cyborg Cockroaches
The robot bugs are part of an educational kit, but PETA argues they’re torture.