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There are Words You are Using Incorrectly and You Really Should Stop That
NewsFeed is a hit at parties because we are always correcting people’s grammar and word choices. Now it appears we have a kindred spirit at Reader’s Digest.
Fire Tornadoes Do Exist, and They are Terrifying
Like something out of an old N64 video game, a tornado made of fire popped up in a draught-ridden part of Brazil, caused by a combination of brush fires and heavy winds. Head over to The Weather Channel to watch the video, and …
Hard Workers are the Least-Liked People in Every Office
NewsFeed prides ourselves on being well-liked around the TIME offices for our bright smiles, hilarious jokes and — wait, what?
Guyana’s Health Minister Cautions Against Singing Too Much About Rum
NewsFeed has long been a fan of West Indian chutney. However, we have noticed that every time we listen to the latest hits we have a strange urge to drink. (And to dance, but that’s another story.)
Of Course You’re Awesome! Now Pay $10 a Month to Hear Someone Else Say It
Longing for a pick-me-up? Have some spare funds? Then why not take part in the ongoing monetization of everyday social connection?
Curse of the Favre? Sidney Rice Has Hip Surgery, Out for Half of Season
Brett Favre has ended his requisite summer deliberations/”look-at-me!” rituals and returned to the Minnesota Vikings, only to find that his best receiver is now out for the first half of the season. Is it karma?
Scientists Form General Theory of Bird Homosexuality
Scientists have long speculated gleefully about animal homosexuality. Some animals, like albatrosses, form lifelong homosexual relationships; others, like bonobos, step out on their partners and mate with anything that moves, …
Ochocinco’s Actual Reality Interfering with Ochocinco Reality Show
Don’t you hate it when you’re dating somebody and your company wants you to keep it quiet because they are publicly pimping you out to someone else? (NewsFeed certainly does every time it happens which us, which is all the time!)
The History of the Word ‘Dude’
What’s up with the word ‘dude,’ man? Bro, did you know that it originated as a term to describe fashionably stupid Victorian gentlemen? And that it later spread out to the America west and then into the black community, brah? …
Know Ebonics? The U.S. Department of Justice Wants You!
NewsFeed readers, all those hours spent watching The Wire have finally paid off!
Loser Sloth Would Rather Hang Out in Trees Than Have Sex
Hey everybody, a sloth in the London Zoo doesn’t want to mate. Let’s all stare at him!