Scientists Unveil New and Improved Velociraptor Cousin
Now with two scary claws!
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You Will Watch This Dog Dancing and It Will Cheer You Up
Your human brain is not strong enough to withstand the appeal of a dog, in full costume, dancing the merengue.
Tiger Buys Manhattan Bachelor Pad, Champagne Rooms of the City Rejoice
It has begun.
Roger Federer Pulled Off Another Between-the-Legs Shot
OK, it’s called a “tweener,” but NewsFeed was terrified of people misreading the headline “Roger Federer Hits A Tweener.”
Justin Bieber/Kanye West/Raekwon Collaboration Finally Drops
Justin Bieber grew upon the crime side (the New York Times side,) where stayin’ alive was no jive! At second-hands, his mom bounced on old man, so then he moved to Shaolin Land! Which was where he met Raekwon and became best …
Your Newest Photo Meme: Prancing Cera
Move over Sad Keanu and Sad Birthday Obama, Michael Cera is vying to be the new subject of funny image-based Tumblrs. (From Edgar Wright’s flickr, via Uproxx)
Toy Story 3 Makes A Billion Dollars, But It’s No Lion King
Disney has been touting the fact that Toy Story 3 passed the $1 billion mark at the box office this weekend. Is it that big of a deal?
An Educated Populace, High Taxes Mean Fewer Smokers
Sometimes studies determine things that are obvious! But this does not mean they are useless!
Fred Savage Is Not Dead
That is all.
Want to Be Class President in Mississippi? You Need to Be White [UPDATED]
Students at Nettleton Middle School must be doing great on their American History exams, because their school is almost literally living in the past!
Presumedly Adorable Baby Tiger Discovered in Bag Full of Toy Tigers
Say it with NewsFeed: Awwwwwww!
Jon Gosselin to Abandon Self-Seriousness, Write Parenting Book If It Will Make People Notice
If you look up the word ‘irony’ in the dictionary, you will not find it because today it exploded.