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Animals
Mysterious Poisonous Spiders Invade Indian Town
Thousands of arachnids descended upon a festival in the northeastern town of Sadiya, wreaking havoc and leaving two dead.
Cows Crash Party, Drink Beer
These guys are party animals.
WATCH: Shark Bites Another Shark
In a spectacular display of nature’s merciless lack of irony, a group of Australian fishermen have filmed a great white shark enjoying a tasty meal — another shark. Apparently, it’s just not humans that have to worry about …
Fugitive Japanese Penguin Recaptured After Three Months
Attention, law-abiding citizens: the streets of Tokyo are safe once again.
Suitcase Full of Puppies Finds New Homes
What’s more adorable than a suitcase full of puppies? A suitcase full of puppies with a happy ending.
FDA: Nearly 1,000 Pets Sickened by China-Made Dog Treats
The Food and Drug Administration has received hundreds of complaints from owners and vets over certain brands of China-made chicken jerky products.
‘Rescue Knux’: New Yorker Spends $60,000 Fighting Dog Custody Battle
Craig Dershowitz has spent his life savings trying to win custody of his puggle Knuckles back from his ex-girlfriend, and now he’s turning to the Internet for help.
WATCH: Manatees Delight Florida Beachgoers
“Oh, the huge manatees!” We’ve always wanted to write that.
‘Falling Bear’ Struck by Car, Killed
The meme we knew and loved so briefly will live on the Internet forever.
Lost Parakeet Makes Its Way Home After Reciting Address to Police
There’s no place like home. But if your feet are too small for ruby red slippers, the next best way to get there may be simply to recite your address to police officers.
Sharks with Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads: Dr. Evil’s Dream Comes True
Dr. Evil had one simple request to properly arm his lair – he wanted “sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads.” While his right-hand man Number Two couldn’t deliver on this rather simple setup (instead, he …