Today on LiveScience.com: “Q&A: Discoverer of Dead Gay Duck Sex.” There is nothing in the world that could prevent NewsFeed from clicking that headline.
Animals
Marine Census Shows Plenty of Fish in the Sea — Literally
It seems the deep blue yonder is deeper than we thought. (via Ecocentric)
Big Bird: Five-Foot Penguin Fossil Found in Peru
The fossil of a giant penguin that lived 36 million years ago has been discovered in Peru.
Betting on Bedbugs: Oddsmakers Predict Next NYC Outbreak
Why bet on sports teams or horse races when you can bet on something much more suspenseful: Bedbug infestations!
Commonwealth Games Monkey Around — Literally
Delhi authorities have enlisted the hairy help of a contingent of trained large black-faced langur monkeys to work as security guards at the Commonwealth Games.
Bedbugs, Watch Out: Stinkbugs Are Invading
Bedbugs are old news. Stinkbugs are the new pest du jour, and they’re affecting Middle America. Luckily, these little guys don’t bite — but they do smell like a skunk. Read more at Healthland.
Woman Fights Bear With Zucchini, Wins
A woman from Montana has fought off a 200-pound, trespassing black bear with a zucchini from her garden.
Save the Zebras: Yeah, There’s An App For That
Okay, maybe it’s not to be found on an iPhone, but could high-tech software be the unlikely key to saving endangered species?
Gross Recall: Watch Out Or Your Babies Will Eat Beetles!
If you are feeding your child Similac powdered formula there is a small chance that it has been contaminated by beetles and beetle larvae.
‘Lost’ Tiger Population Discovered in Himalayas
The cat is out of the bag.
Happy Monday: DJ Kitty Video
Here’s a video to make your ‘case of the Mondays’ better: a cat, dressed in a Tampa Bay Rays jersey, a backwards cap and some bling, waving his paws in the air, spinning Gucci Mane’s “Wasted”.
Unicorn Watch: They Exist… in Laos
So apparently they captured an Asian unicorn in Laos.