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No More Sauce in Kids’ Sippy Cups: Restaurant Chains Create Alcohol Safeguards
Is serving an alcoholic beverage to a child at a sit-down restaurant an easy mistake to make? After all, a wait staff handles hundreds of orders in a day, and accidents happen.
Czech Who’s Watching: President Vaclav Klaus Pockets a Pen, World Catches Him
During a state visit to Chile, Czech President Vaclav Klaus discreetly pocketed a ceremonial pen encrusted with semiprecious Chilean lapis lazuili stones.
Back to the Future? Not So Much, If You’re in China
In a move straight out of The Onion, Chinese officials have discouraged time travel. In TV and movies, that is. (via Techland)
Holy Sale: Pope Paul VI’s Jewelry Up for Auction on eBay
It’s the real deal, confirms the Vatican.
Tipsy Toddler: Boy Served Alcohol Instead of Apple Juice at Applebee’s
“He dozed off a little bit and woke up and got real happy,” the boy’s mother said, proving that even toddlers know being intoxicated is the best way to enjoy Applebee’s.
Indonesian Lawmaker Resigns After Watching Porn in Parliament
An Indonesian lawmaker took multitasking to a new level during a parliamentary session Friday.
It Actually Worked: Two Women Saved After Writing ‘SOS’ in the Sand
Two women were rescued from a remote beach in Hawaii Thursday morning after writing “SOS” in the sand. (via the AP)
Don’t Even Ask If We’re There Yet: Family Takes an 11-Year Road Trip
The Zapp family has spent more than a decade traveling the world in a vehicle that doesn’t go over 40 miles per hour (something most of us would go mad doing for a weekend). Along the way they’ve eaten exotic foods, made many …
Flour Power: New Jersey Town Covered in White Powder After Bakery Dustup
The white substance Englewood, N.J., residents found all over cars and buildings on Tuesday wasn’t dangerous or illegal, but it may have left them feeling like they were a part of some large pastry recipe.
Facebook Flub: Man Charged with Polygamy After Posting Second Wedding Photo Online
You’ll never believe who turned him in: his first wife – because the two were still married.
How to Thwart a Robbery While Looking Awesome in Four Easy Steps
Convenience store ownership is possibly as dangerous an occupation as any, with unnoticed spills in the aisles, sugar-fixed prepubescents loitering after school, and the occasional armed robbery which pits the store attendee
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