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Crime
Microsoft to Probe Halo: Reach Breach
Microsoft is gunning for the enterprising hackers who managed to get their hands on a copy of Halo: Reach, the latest game in the company’s ludicrously lucrative Halo shoot-em-up series.
George Michael Admits Drug-Driving
George Michael famously once sang that “guilty feet have got no rhythm.” Change “feet” to “plea” and we are confronted with but the latest example of the former Wham! singer’s appearances in court.
Know Ebonics? The U.S. Department of Justice Wants You!
NewsFeed readers, all those hours spent watching The Wire have finally paid off!
Illegal Immigration Issues Make Their Way to New England
The arrest of suspected gang members sounds like your average crime. But in this case, federal immigration officials were the ones making the criminal rounds.
Bonnie and Clyde (John McCluskey and Casslyn Welch) Captured In Daring Forest Raid
John McCluskey and Casslyn Welch, the Arizona prison escapee and his alleged accomplice, were arrested at a campground last night just some 280 miles east of the prison where McClusky escaped last month.
Quotes: John McCluskey and Casslyn Welch Captured
“We were convinced this was going to go down into a bloody shootout.”
— DAVID GONZALES, U.S. marshal for Arizona, on the capture of John McCluskey and his cousin/fiancée/accomplice Casslyn Welch; Welch had helped McCluskey …
Mom Speaks Out on Daughter’s Gruesome Death
A year ago, 24-year-old student Mitrice Richardson disappeared after being released from custody by police after failing to pay an $89 restaurant tab in Malibu, Calif. Last week, after an exhaustive search that turned up no clue …
White Supremacist Wears Banana Outfit, Gets Busted For Indecent Exposure, Achieves Punchline Status
Yep, you read right: White supremacist. Banana outfit. Indecent Exposure.
Police Arrest France’s ‘Booby Bandits’
Parisian police rounded up two 14-year-old girls accused of stealing hundreds of euros from locals at cash machines. How’d they do it? By using what their mommas gave ’em.
M·A·C Halts Rodarte Line of Gruesomely Named Cosmetics
Naming make-up after a town notorious for murder: how did this not seem like a bad idea right from the start?
10 TV Shows Blago Should Try Next
NewsFeed sees a bright future for the ex-guv on the small screen.