Three weeks ago, Hadley Jons was wallowing in a defendant’s potential demise on her social networking account. Now, Jons has received her own sentence, which includes some heavy writing.
Crime
New Evidence: America’s First Female Cop was from Chicago
Historical inconsistencies have clouded which woman holds the distinction of being the nation’s first police officer.
T.I. Lives His Life, Gets Arrested Again
But…[sniff]…what will this mean for the box office hopes of Takers?
Quotes: Discovery Communications Employee on the Hostage Situation at Company Headquarters
“When we first heard the news, we heard that the gunman was mobile and we were told to go into locked offices. We were really panicking, then trying to keep it under control.”
— LORI RORKE, Discovery Communications employee, on …
Girlfriend’s Facebook Page Allegedly Sparks Boyfriend’s Jealous Rage
The ‘about me’: Suspected of imprisoning my significant other for four days because I saw a Facebook message from another guy and thought she was having an affair.
Car Left in Parking Lot Takes a Mysterious 724-mile Ride
A couple returned to New York from a trip to California and discovered that their car—which had been parked in the long-term lot near JFK airport—had 724 extra miles on the odometer. Which raises the question—what exactly …
Switzerland Confidential: Behold the Legal Sex Drive-Thru
It looks like police in Zurich are subscribing to the “if you can’t beat them, build them little huts to do the nasty in” theory of prostitution control. Only in Europe.
Hair-Cutter by Day, Crime-Fighter by Night Headed to Boston
The Los Angeles Times reports that a hair-cutter in Venice who fights crime in her spare time by initiating citizen’s arrests while patrolling her neighborhood on her bicycle, is moving back to her hometown of Boston. There is …
Quotes: Paris Hilton’s Twitter Update
“In bed watching Family Guy. Love this show.! So hilarious! Stewie is my favorite 🙂 love his accent.”
— PARIS HILTON’s Twitter update, shortly after being arrested for cocaine possession in Las Vegas early Saturday morning.
D.C. Cops Bust a Pot Delivery Service Known as Mindy’s Muffins
The cops then took over the business in order to catch would-be “muffin”-buyers. So that’s cops posing as drug-dealers posing as muffin-makers. Ugh, not that old story again.
Presumedly Adorable Baby Tiger Discovered in Bag Full of Toy Tigers
Say it with NewsFeed: Awwwwwww!
N.Y. Cab Driver Stabbed After Muslim Identity was Questioned
The drunken passenger that posed the inquiry has been arrested on charges of attempted murder as a hate crime.




