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We Knew It: Being a Hater Can Be Good for Your Health
Haters gonna hate.
Monitor Your Cholesterol Levels By Taking a Selfie
Well, sort of.
Science Confirms James Bond Is an Alcoholic
How many times have you saved the world with a massive hangover?
Two Concussions Turned This Student Athlete Into a Musical Prodigy
Mom: “He really had no talent.”
Doobs Cause Moobs? Why Smoking Weed Might Be Giving You Man Boobs
The prevailing opinion among plastic surgeons is that there’s a link between lighting up and men developing breasts.
Dieters Subsist on Cotton Balls in Horrible New Weight-Loss Trend
Unsurprisingly, medical professionals are saying that this is an unhealthy way to lose weight.
Scientists Using $100,000 of Bill Gates’ Money to Make Condoms Out of Cow Tendons
Sexy
Amsterdam Alcoholics Get Beer in Exchange for Cleaning Parks
The tactic is reminiscent of a 2009 British trial that gave heroin injections to longtime heroin addicts.
For $3,000, You Can Have a Piece of Metal Jewelry Implanted in Your Eyeball
Sure why not.
FDA Ruins Everything by Saying Super Crispy French Fries Could Cause Cancer
Well this is terrible Monday news.
New Spa Treatment Will Leave Your Skin Silky Smooth and Also Cover Your Body in Hungry Eels
Beauty is pain.