The Transportation Security Administration is battling a viral wave of criticism after multiple stories have emerged of all-too-intimate full-body pat-downs. Happy Thanksgiving indeed!
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Happy 55th Birthday, Green Bean Casserole! Three Versions We Love
Step one is very complicated: Buy some green beans.
If You Liked It Then You Should Have Put A Bid On It: Pink Diamond Sells For $46 Million
NewsFeed was going to bid $47 million, but we decided to spend our money on something more useful, like a yacht filled with white truffle pudding.
What Your Dance Moves Say About Your Personality
When you dance, people can now judge not only your bad moves, but also your correspondingly bad personality. Ready to hit the floor?
Facebook Escalates War with Google, May Launch New E-mail Service
Google and Facebook, today’s web-world leaders, are at war. And if the much-speculated Facebook e-mail service turns out to be true, then it will stop being the cold kind.
Camel Creates Line of Non-Ironic Hipster Cigarettes
But they probably knew about this news ages ago.
Where Do America’s Most Attractive People Live?
Los Angeles? New York? Not a chance.
Better Book That Italy Trip: House of Gladiators Collapses, Monuments In Danger
The collapse of an ancient house in Pompeii could be just the beginning.
Heart Attack Grill: Free Food For Customers Over 350 Pounds
Arizona’s aptly-named Heart Attack Grill is offering free meals to anyone weighing in at over 350 pounds. Don’t believe us? Just ask its new 600-pound spokesman.
Are Republicans Better-Looking Than Democrats?
As Ronald Reagan once said, “Mr. Gorbachev, take down the amount of carbs in this meal! It’s swimsuit season!”
Arnold Schwarzenegger Doesn’t Care If You Smoke Pot
The outgoing California governor made a late bid to become the most popular politician ever (with certain demographics) by telling Jay Leno Monday night, “No one cares if you smoke a joint or not.”
Lindsay Lohan Wants To Open Her Own Rehab Center
It’s like they say–stick with what you know.