Pretty good consolation prize.
Society
Resigned to Being Single Forever? Marry Yourself For Just $300
Maybe your cat can be the ring bearer.
Hey, Y’all: Southern Accents Voted Most Attractive
We’re sure if “Valley Girl” was an option that like, totally would’ve won.
California Lawmakers Want to Make Porn Stars Wear Super Sexy Goggles
Think we just found a new use for Google Glass, though.
Hex and the City: We Summoned the Dead With Real Witches on Halloween and Lived to Tell the Tale
99 problems and a witch ain’t one.
Everything You Need to Know About Thanksgivukkah
‘Tis a once-in-a-lifetime day for dreidels and dressing! (And hardcore napping)
Meet the People Who Design the Sexy Pizza Costume and Other Risqué Halloween Gear
Other unnecessarily sexy costumes include the sexy orca, squid, and corn
Frenchman Becomes First Disabled Man To Skydive Over Mount Everest
Hopes to inspire those diagnosed with multiple sclerosis
Press 2 for Oops: Callers Complaining About S.F. Marathon Misdirected To Sex Hotline
Not much for a mood change
Japan’s Hottest New Sex Trend Is Not Having Sex
Everybody’s (not) doing it
Now You Can Pay to Have Your Stuffed Animals Go on Vacation
Why go somewhere when you can send your teddy bear instead?
Formerly Homeless Man Gets Awesome Reward for Turning in Cash
Kindness pays