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Wounded Fox Shoots Man. Yep. Kind of Like Man Bites Dog.
It’s the dream of every animal rights campaigner: Fox Shoots Man.
Jersey Vs. CNN: The Ultimate Showdown Between Joy Behar and Snooki
Now Joy Behar, didn’t your mother ever tell you not to pick fights with short, strong-willed guidettes?
Quote: Bill Maher Blasts the Tea Partiers
“I think it’s pretty clear that the Founding Fathers would have hated your guts, and what’s more, you would have hated them.”
-BILL MAHER, highlighting the differences between the Tea Partiers and the Founding Fathers. On his …
Stumped Scientists: How Can a Giant Black Hole Exist in a Very Small Galaxy?
This newly discovered galaxy is like the rebel child that breaks all the rules.
Ricky Gervais Reveals the Golden Globe Gag that Organizers Banned
The hilarious Brit is sure to pull out some raunchy material tonight. But the producers didn’t think this one would be so funny.
Jubilant Jews: Study Finds Jewish People are the Happiest Religious Group
In fact, mazel tov to anyone who identifies as “very religious.” You’re likely more blissful than non-believers.
There She Is, Miss America: 17-Year-Old Miss Nebraska Takes Crown
She’s too young for a drink and can’t even cast a vote, but she’s this year’s idol of women across the country.
Penguin Pain: Scientists Discover Research Bands May Actually Be Harming Wildlife
Those cute and cuddly penguins that we all love to gawk at may be having a hard time going about their business, and all because of the way we’ve been tracking them.
From the Highway to Hard Knocks: Chinese Man Gets Life in Prison for Evading Tolls
Too bad there’s no EZ-Pass out of jail.
Sci-Fi Blizzard Montage: Turning Shoveled Sidewalk Into Star Wars Homage
And no, it’s not a re-enactment of the battle on Hoth.
Gummy Genius: Jelly Belly Inventor Creates Realistic Candy Heart, Blood, Urine
This is one candy heart that’s sure to gross out your Valentine.