Because who is perfect?
They’re not edible, though.
But you will have to eat at Applebee’s.
It’ll be staler than grandma’s fruit cake by the time he’s ready to give it away.
Let the music take control — just don’t get a ticket.
Caveat emptor: the underarm aphrodisiac may attract some real animals.
Mind you, we’re not saying it’s good advice.
The robot bugs are part of an educational kit, but PETA argues they’re torture.
Good: Kids at The Dean Academy are getting a day off. Bad: It’s so spiders don’t kill them.
That’s one way to do it.
On the eve of the launch of the sixth-generation Pokemon games, the cheeky song reminds us that we had nothing to fear from Pikachu and friends
Bad Idea. Now he’s facing criminal mischief charges