“The onesie saved my baby’s life.”
Bizarre
Man Steals Brains And Sells Them On eBay
Buy Now: Braaaaains.
Pissed Connections: Girl Writes Glorious Craigslist Post to Man Who Peed on Her and Ran Away
“You peed on me but it’s OK!”
Cops Bust Drug Dealers With 1,250 Bags of Heroin Labeled “Obamacare”
Genius branding.
Order Another Round Because This Hangover Taxi Will Take You to Work
Only in London, sadly.
There’s a Real Person Named Walter White, And He Got In Trouble For Dealing Meth, Too
Real-world Breaking Bad not as smooth
Fair Trade? Florida Man Offers Live Alligator in Exchange for Beer
Apparently, he really needed a drink
Kids Evacuated After Fake Leg Is Mistaken for a Pedophile
Oops.
Meet the Robot Telemarketer Who Denies She’s A Robot
Our encounter with an all-too-convincing robot.
Here Is a Photo of a Panda Watching Panda Porn
A panda’s gotta do what a panda’s gotta do.
Oh, Have You Met My Kids, Panda, Phone and Cheese? The Weirdest Baby Names of 2013
Unfortunately, no youngsters named Swag or Butt this year.
Don’t Worry About What to Wear Tomorrow Because It’s Work in the Nude Day
But maybe you should only observe this if you work from home.