“Based on how you eat pizza, Donald, I want to see your long-form birth certificate. I don’t think you were really born in New York.”
— JON STEWART, concluding an on-air rant in which the late-night comedian lambasts Trump for …
Pizza
Reading While Eating for April 19: Pizza, Puppies and the Prince
Today’s links bring you pooches playing with elephants and present-opening primates, to name a few.
From Senate to Slices: Disgraced Ex-State Senator Hiram Monserrate Working at a Pizza Place
If you’re a shamed former politician, the smartest course of action would be to tie yourself to something lovable. Enter: pizza!
Domino’s Delivery Rescue: A Pizza a Day Saved A Woman’s Life
Who would have thought ordering pizza everyday would benefit your health?
Cairo Lends Support to the Protestors in Wisconsin — With Pizza
How do you go about showing your solidarity with protesters on the other side of the world? Making sure they are well fueled, of course.
Craving Pinot With Your Pigskin? Wine and Dine Your Super Bowl Party Today
Beer is the sudsy standard when it comes to football, but if you’re so inclined, you could class up your celebration with a bottle of wine.
Wing-Less ‘Wyngz’: The New Fast-Food Favorite
DiGiorno’s new “Pizza and Boneless Wyngz” combo isn’t just missing bones. It’s missing wings, too.
Free Super Bowl Pizza: Papa John’s Promises A Free Overtime Pie to Every American Adult
Papa John’s is offering free pizzas to ALL American adults if the Super Bowl goes in to overtime — admittedly something that has never happened at the big game.
Verdict’s In: New York Pizza Trumps Chicago’s
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia likes his pizza like his constitution: traditional, just as it was when he was a child.
Crime and Pun-ishment: Men Rob Pizzeria, Steal Wrong Dough
Topping today’s list of cheesy crime stories? The two dudes who robbed the owners of a pizza joint, but made off with the wrong kind of dough.
Reading While Eating for November 1: Searching, Sanity and Soldiers
Start the month off right with links galore.
Jack Abramoff: Pizza Power Broker
From policy-influencer to prison – and now pepperoni. One-time lobbyist turned convicted felon Jack Abramoff has found a new line of work—at a pizzeria.
