Sick of everyone fretting over the impending apocalypse? Well, if they’re right about it, then at least we’ll never have to hear anybody else blather on about the impending apocalypse. Because unfortunately, if this whole Mayan calendar fiasco somehow doesn’t pan out, then within a few weeks a new end-of-the-world theory will emerge, and we’ll be right back where we started. If the world does end once and for all, also boiling away into oblivion will be all possible apocalyptic predictions. So hey — silver lining.