The Kardashian family attends the Kardashian Kollection launch party at The Colony on August 17, 2011 in Hollywood, California.
The Kardashian Kraze has gone on for far too long, and we’ll be happy to see it conclude with the apocalypse. It’s not that we don’t enjoy the mindless entertainment that is Keeping Up with the Kardashians from time to time, it’s just that we’d prefer for it to stop seeping into our everyday lives through the vast array of K-approved products their family media empire has spawned. Most people, we believe, don’t actually want to dress or smell like a Kardashian. (Just ask Duchess Kate.) So when the world opens up and swallows all the Sears stores across the nation, we’re going to give the Kardashian Kollection a hearty goodbye wave before we have to dodge the next meteor shower, or tidal wave, or giant lizard or whatever.