Even the most die-hard Beliebers have trouble beliebing this latest “fashion” statement from everybody’s favorite barely-legal Canadian pop star. Seriously, why? Just why? We want to know why Justin Bieber, one of the most famous celebrities in the world, has been sporting this loathsome hybrid of skinny jeans and MC Hammer harem pants. The Biebs has already worn them out to dinner with Selena Gomez and on the red carpet (and again on stage) at the AMAs. Apparently, these are also known as “drop-crotch pants.” Mostly, they fit like an otherwise unobjectionable pair of skinny hipster jeans — but the crotch area, bizarrely, comes down to the knees. And despite near universal ridicule he just keeps wearing them. Where’s a giant meteor when you really need it?
13 Things We Won’t Miss After the Mayan Apocalypse
Sure, a lot of things will be different after Armageddon. But these are the first things we will be pleased to see obliterated if it turns out the Mayans are right.
Justin Bieber’s Pants
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Happily Gone
- ‘Nutritious’ Foods That Taste Awful
- Subscription Card Inserts in Magazines
- Celebrity Couple Nicknames
- Photos of Your Food on the Internet
- #YOLO
- ‘Unskewed’ Polls
- The Kardashians
- Automated Phone Systems
- Live-Tweeting Everything
- Justin Bieber’s Pants
- Bad Reality Television
- Parody Twitter Accounts
- Talking about the Mayan Apocalypse