If you’ve ever wondered what the “that” in “I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that” refers to, it’s “Get eaten alive by an attractive brunette and her hot friends.” Red M&M, with admirable dexterity for a candy with four-fingered gloved hands, sits at a piano and plays Meat Loaf’s “I Would Do Anything for Love.” Not sure which is more disturbing — seeing a sentient candy being shoved into an oven or imagining its love affair with a human woman — but the ad works in the quick message that you can do a lot with M&Ms besides eat them by the handful. Including, ahem, that.
Grade: B-