Yes, February is already difficult word to say. And no, no one aside from this random assortment of celebrities (even Kevin from The Office makes an appearance) will ever utter the word Februany. Just tell us which sandwiches are cheap, and leave the humor to the professionals, Subway. Having more $5 footlongs in the world is always a good thing, though, so we’ll give it a slight boost for that.
Grade: D