Ouch.
Kids Won’t Leave McDonald’s ‘Till The Fat Lady Sings
Store plays opera to get hooligans to scram
How to Make Your Thanksgiving Turkey Tweet While It Cooks
Must love computer programming.
This Is How Much San Francisco Spent Giving Batkid His Wish
It’s not cheap becoming Gotham
PHOTO: The Best Protest Tactic You’ve Ever Seen
A protestor puckers up to a policeman during a protest in Italy.
Third-Grader Suspended for Snorting Smarties
What a snackhead
Brangelina Rosé Is Officially One of the World’s Best Wines
According to Wine Spectator magazine
This Playboy Model Is Auctioning Off Her Virginity…Again
Cuz that whole thing worked out so well the first time.
Swedish Lingerie Company Solves North Korea’s Real Problems by ‘Love Bombing’ it With Pink Panties
“Weapons of mass seduction.” Can you say tone deaf?
Woman Slept Next to Husband’s Corpse for a Year
The Belgian woman lived with the body as it mummified
Guy Busted 5 Minutes After Posting “Catch Me If U Can” on Police Department’s Facebook
Smooth move.
Scientists Using $100,000 of Bill Gates’ Money to Make Condoms Out of Cow Tendons
Sexy