A week after the pleasures of “Dead Gay Duck Sex” comes another wonderful animal headline. From the Washington Post: “Squirrels Refuse Medical Care.” How? Why? You’ll have to go over to WaPo to find out.
On one hand, we can’t blame them if they did, because bear hunts are awesome. On the other hand…no, bear hunts are still awesome.
Sorry, Helvetica!
First there were Facebook friends posting on virtual walls. Now there is a Facebook friends poster for actual walls.
What has two thumbs, works in finance and enjoys dressing up as Spanish golfer Miguel Ángel Jiménez? Cigar Guy!
And not because his thetans were too low!
When in a remote rainforest you live, this long for you to be discovered it will take!
NewsFeed once pitched an article called “The Top 10 Movies No One Asked For” but the story got killed after we realized all 10 were Mike Myers movies.
Somewhere, an English MFA program is getting ready to offer the course “Introduction to Satirical Twitter Account Craft.”
It’s the Zapruder film of 21st-century technology!
Virginia Democratic Congressional candidate Krystal Ball went to a costume party when she was 22 dressed as a sexy Santa. Photos were taken of her goofing around with a sex toy. Now, six years later, a right wing blog has leaked …
