WATCH: Kittens. Dancing. Because You Deserve This
Note: for the full effect, tune in to the accompanying Russian muzak. If this doesn’t make you smile, you should probably just give up.
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12-Year-old Steers Car to Safety After Dad Has Seizure on Highway
The boy has been hailed a hero for saving his family
Wrap Rage: All Our Food Packaging Frustrations in One Video
Tired of struggling to open that back of chips? You’re not alone
WATCH: Tornado Strikes New York City Near Coney Island
Twisters—they’re not just for the Midwest anymore
Astronauts Use Toothbrush to Fix International Space Station
Two resourceful astronauts and a few creative NASA engineers back on Earth turned to an unlikely instrument to save the day.
Bank Manager Kidnapped, Forced to Rob Own Bank
Do you ever see a crime carried out in a movie and, perhaps somewhat irrationally, begin to fear that real-life criminals might attempt a similar transgression?
Well, maybe such worries aren’t entirely unfounded, because …
Teddy Bear in Carpool Lane Lands Woman $260 Traffic Ticket
One Vancouver resident has a fairly flexible idea of what qualifies as a high-occupancy vehicle.
Now You Too Can Restore Your Own Ecce Homo Fresco
You probably thought the Internet had finally grown tired of mocking the now infamous botched restoration of a 200-year-old Spanish fresco depicting Jesus. Except, not really, because the restored version is so profoundly …
Sticky Situation: $30 Million in Maple Syrup Stolen from Canada’s Strategic Syrup Reserve
First of all, it’s important to note — and briefly dwell on — the fact that Canada is home to a vast maple-syrup reserve. You know, kind of like what the U.S. does with oil in the event of a major domestic or international …
Wells Fargo Fires Employee Who Committed 10-Cent Fraud in 1963
A teenage prank has cost a customer service rep his job, thanks to new Federal regulations.
South Texas Mayor Killed By Aggressive 500-Pound Donkey
The Texas town of Hollywood Park is currently without a mayor after the one they had, William Bohlke, died in a freak donkey accident on his ranch Monday.
Atascosa County officials found Bohlke’s body around 10 p.m., at least …
Snooki’s a Mom: Best Tweets About the Birth of Her Guido-in-Training
Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is no longer just an unconscionably famous pop-culture icon — she’s now playing the role of mom. Here are the best tweets reacting to the news after Snooki and fiance Jionni Lavalle …