Hold a fish, not a camera phone
We’re Gonna Let You Finish, Christianity, But Yeezianity Is The Best Religion OF ALL TIME
Introducing a faith based on Kanye West
This Is What Life Looks Like to Your Computer Cursor
How many times do you click a day? Hint: a lot.
Jon Stewart Shares His Feelings About New York Mayor de Blasio’s Improper Pizza-Eating Technique
“You’re supposed to be champion of the middle class!”
This Man Kept Waking Up Late Because His Dog Learned How to Hit the Snooze Button
Doesn’t he know snooze buttons are destroying your sleep one push at a time?
This Guy Attempted to Find Out Exactly How Hard It Is for Women to Online Date
He lasted two hours
Pet Owl Taking Control Of Owner’s Life, Forces Her to Watch Movies She Hates
We hear his favorite thing to binge-watch is Dr. Hoo
Watch Romney Dance ‘Gangnam Style’ at a Mormon Singles Conference
In case you want your day ruined.
Italy’s Melting Glaciers Contain the Preserved Bodies of WWI Soldiers
They were casualties of the White War, which is not actually a Game of Thrones episode.
In Battle Between Pug and Baby Over Cookie, Everyone Wins
Mother looks on and laughs.
Meet the Winner of Juicy J’s $50,000 Twerking Scholarship
She didn’t even have to twerk.
The 17 Most Influential Burgers of All Time
We interviewed burger historians and experts (hello, dream job!) to determine which patties made the biggest impact on the burger industry—and the world at large.