Nothing says “classy” like gurgling food onto a special cloth you bought online.
“He’s Drunk!” Pet Parrot Rats Out Drunk Driver at Police Checkpoint
Snitch want a cracker?
Man Calls 911 Because He “Needed A Woman”
The responding officer was not a woman
WATCH: Members of Congress Read Mean Tweets About Themselves
What a humbling exercise.
Kittens Who Binge Watched Too Much Orange Is the New Black Break Into Maximum Security Prison
The purr-fect crime.
Florida Man Somehow Manages to Ruin Pizza
An abomination.
Horrifying Devil Baby Terrorizes New York City
Hilarious. Yet so disturbing.
Spotify and Scientists Team Up to Create the Ultimate Workout Playlist
Just in time for you to renew your commitment to that New Year’s resolution you forgot you made.
Obama Disses Facebook While Meeting With Millennials
Will he be the first president to send a Snapchat?
You Can Now Buy Casey Anthony’s Pants and Purses For $800
On the same website that peddles Ted Bundy and Charles Manson memorabilia
So You Think You Can Dance? Washington Edition
From the “The Dirty Dancer” to the “Karl Rove,” here are the top 7 political dance moves
Meet the ‘Cannibal Cop’ and Other Fascinating News on the Web
January 14, 2014