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This addition will make vegans very happy
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6 Things We Learned from Watching Vin Diesel Dance to Katy Perry and Beyoncé
He’s drunk in love with himself
New BFF Alert: Meryl Streep and 50 Cent Hang Out at a Basketball Game
We hear they’ve already ordered platinum Best Friends necklaces.
When You Look Into This Chihuahua Blueberry Muffin It Also Looks Into You
Why breakfast is the most important — and freakiest — meal of the day
These Are the Top 10 Most Dangerous Jobs in the U.S.
Hint: Just turn on Discovery or the History Channel
Spotify and Scientists Team Up to Create the Ultimate Workout Playlist
Just in time for you to renew your commitment to that New Year’s resolution you forgot you made.
The Burrito Vending Machine of Your Dreams Is Now a Reality
Holy guacamole
Forget Global Warming, the Greatest Threat to Society is the Impending Velveeta Shortage
The Super Bowl just won’t be the same.
This 12-Year-Old Impressed Jay Z With His Rap Skills and It Was Awesome
This is the best way to get into Hova’s clique.
Scientists Create Glow-in-the-Dark Pigs Just in Time for Your Next Rave
They’re kinda cute
This Downton Abbey-Inspired Law Would Finally Allow Women to Inherit Noble Titles
“I don’t believe a woman can be forced to give away all her money to a distant cousin of her husband’s. Not in the 20th century. It’s too ludicrous for words.”
The Best Person of the Year Cover Parodies
The Internet has it handled.