Because “there are a lot of elderly people and therefore elderly poets.” And “they die.”
Florida
Florida Alligator Evicted From Hot Tub
This guy was just trying to live his chillest life.
All Cats in Wheelchairs Must Be on a Leash
Pooh Bear the cat is at odds with the law
Florida Woman Arrested For Twerking In Front Of School Bus Full of Children
Twerk hard, but not in Florida
Sinkhole Swallows Smart Car
Amazing sinkhole pictures
Women Who Cheat Get the Most Messages on OKCupid
Meanwhile, men who say they are open to infidelity in their online dating profiles mostly get chastised
This Exists: A Summer Camp Based on The Hunger Games
“I don’t want to kill you,” sighed one camper
Florida Teen Is Youngest Person to Pass British Bar Exam
Gabrielle Turnquest doesn’t like sitting still
‘Po-Po’ Pops Inspired by Cop Who Arrested Artisanal Ice Cream Maker
Yes, they’ve got bacon in them
Would-Be Mermaid Barred From Wearing Her Tail In Florida Pool
Jenna Conti just wants to wear her custom-made blue silicone tail in the pool
$250,000 in Gold Coins Discovered Off Florida Coast
You know that incredible feeling when you find $10 in the pocket of an old jacket? Well, this is kind of like that, but also, kind of different. This past weekend, a team of shipwreck explorers discovered 48 gold coins reportedly …
George Zimmerman Eyes Law School
He reportedly wants to pursue a legal career in order to help others