PSA of the day
Florida
Florida Town Names Vanilla Ice ‘Outstanding Citizen of the Year’
If there was a problem, yo, he solved it
Middle School Teacher Suspended for Assigning Lil Wayne Lyrics as Homework
Guess they should stick to analyzing The Great Gatsby
George Zimmerman’s Paintings: A Critical Appraisal
Art critics call the paintings of the man who fatally shot Trayvon Martin “primitive” and “appalling”
Florida Man Somehow Manages to Ruin Pizza
An abomination.
Woman Gives Birth in Walmart Parking Lot While Husband Shops
While a man was perusing the aisles of a central Florida Walmart Thursday, his wife gave birth to their fourth child in the parking lot, much to the surprise of their three daughters in the car.
But don’t worry, it’s not like …
Florida Woman Allegedly Assaults Boyfriend After He Refuses To Cuddle
No spooning almost led to a knifing.
Fair Trade? Florida Man Offers Live Alligator in Exchange for Beer
Apparently, he really needed a drink
Florida Man Building Festivus Pole Out of PBR Cans
$10 says he’s a member of r/atheism.
Twerking Student Accidentally Sets Off School Fire Alarm
In Florida (Of Course)
Man Calls 911 Twice Because His Neighbors Are ‘Mean’ And Wouldn’t Drink With Him
Worst. Birthday. Ever.
No App for That: Cellphone Saves Store Clerk from Robber’s Bullet
The clerk only sustained minor injuries, but the phone is toast.