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The Curious Case of the Sexy Selfie-Sending Phone Thieves
A Brooklyn woman claims her phone thieves left her a big, X-rated piece of evidence: home-made porn.
2014’s Hot New Bridal Trend Is Pizza Selfies
Diamonds are forever, but pizza with your face on it transcends space, time, and the Internet.
Your Favorite Comedian Might Have Psychotic Traits
Study says professional gag-smiths test highly for traits linked to psychotic disorders.
How to Make $30,000 a Month Writing Bigfoot Sex Scenes
If you thought 50 Shades of Grey was too freaky, this erotica might make your eyeballs vomit
Never Make It to the Second Date Again With This Adult Bib
Nothing says “classy” like gurgling food onto a special cloth you bought online.
Florida Man Somehow Manages to Ruin Pizza
An abomination.
Take This to Tinder: Study Finds People Named “Katie” and “David” Make the Best Spouses
What’s in a name? Apparently, whether you suck at marriage or not.
Hoo Does That? Drunk Driver Attempts to Evade Police By Climbing a Tree and Pretending to Be an Owl
How many licks does it take to find the drunk guy who thinks he’s an owl?
Gamers Not as Gross and Awkward as Your Ex-Boyfriend Might Have You Believe
Turns out playing Minecraft and crafting a six-pack aren’t mutually exclusive activities.
The Newest Selfie Trend Is #Felfies and They’re Probably Not What You Think
The agriculturally inclined are no less susceptible to vanity shots.