Underground Cult Television Show The Simpsons To Reach 500th Episode
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Paging Michael Crichton: World’s Oldest and Cutest Dino Embryo Found
It’s been a banner week for oldest things!
Dancing With The Stars: Who Got Kicked Off?
Was it Bristol Palin? Is the Pope Jewish?
Ranking the OK Go Video Catalogue: Are the Videos Always Better Than the Songs?
Their new video is toast-ally awesome! (We’re sorry!)
Dakota Fanning Can Do Everything, Like Be Crowned Homecoming Queen Twice
Everything about this story is completely foreign to NewsFeed’s experience.
Fire the Webmaster! Dallas Cowboys Forget To Renew Team Website
This Cowboys have gotten used to losing football games. Now they’ve lost their website.
Dancing With The Stars: The Great Uniter? Why This Reality Show is America’s Bi-Partisan Hit
In honor of the show’s 200th episode, which aired just last week, NewsFeed ponders the peculiar, patriotic world of Dancing With The Stars.
350-Year-Old Animal Burrow Discovered in Pennsylvania
Pennsylvania: Home to all your breaking animal burrow news!
Are Republicans Better-Looking Than Democrats?
As Ronald Reagan once said, “Mr. Gorbachev, take down the amount of carbs in this meal! It’s swimsuit season!”
It’s Guy Fawkes Day: What Does That Mean?
Today is Guy Fawkes Day! Awesome! Wait… what does that mean? Do we get presents?
The Conjoined Twins Who Share Thoughts and Senses
This is a story that’s been kicking around the blogosphere for a while, but that we just saw today: A pair of conjoined Canadian twins have lived for four years with linked brains but separate personalities. Read the whole …
Keith Olbermann Suspended For Political Contributions
Keith Olbermann has been suspended indefinitely from MSNBC for making campaign contributions, a practice that goes against NBC News policy. TIME’s media columnist James Poniewozik has long been adamant that journalists shouldn’t …