The best thing to happen to plane bathrooms since the invention of the mile-high club
Bizarre
This Guy Apparently Drives His Pet Bear Around in a Lamborghini
Because what else are you supposed to do with your pet bear?
Woman Loses Wedding Rings While Changing Bird’s Diaper
Hate when that happens.
Police Called to House for ‘Domestic Disturbance’ Find Couple Trying to Assemble IKEA Furniture
We’ve all been there.
Not Lovin’ It: Dad Accused of ‘Unfit Parenting’ for Refusing to Take His Son to McDonalds
No happy meals for this kid.
The Scariest Mustache You’ll See Today
Happy Movember!
How to Stay Single Forever: Wear This New Bacon-Scented Deodorant
Caveat emptor: the underarm aphrodisiac may attract some real animals.
This Unsuspecting Model Unknowingly Became the Face of Sex With ‘Old, Obese Men’
When stock modeling goes horribly wrong.
Holy Cow! Police Catch Man Selling Stolen 7-Foot Chick-fil-A Cow Costumes
Apparently the costumes cost $2,800 a piece.
Usain Bolt Ate 100 Chicken McNuggets a Day in Beijing and Somehow Won Three Gold Medals
That’s 47,000 calories… without Sweet ‘N Sour sauce.
17-Year-Old Is Only Participant in World’s First ‘Tri-llama-thon’
He’ll also be the only winner in a triathlon involving a clairvoyant llama.
Grace Kelly’s Childhood Home Is Now Filled With Cats
The woman living in the starlet’s former home is being investigated for animal cruelty