There’s an illicit lawn mower in our midst.
Crime
Trail of Curly Fries Lead Cops To Suspect
Law and Order: Arby’s edition.
Elderly Couple Win Holiday, Become Drug Mules Without Knowing It
Luggage on their way home weighed an extra 3.5 kilos thanks to the crystal meth inside
Man Arrested for Allegedly Selling Stranger’s House on Craigslist
The latest Craigslist scam.
Worst Mother Ever Allegedly Tears Kid’s Genitals Then Tries to Superglue Them Back Together
The case is the latest among thousands of abuse cases in the area
Teacher Fired for Taking Students to a Strip Club in Sketchiest Field Trip Ever
Who knew taking minors to strip clubs and giving them beer was a terrible idea?
Guy Who Stole $150 Worth of Trading Cards Is Totally Getting Laid Tonight
Now to see if he triggers the cops’ trap card.
Surveillance Is So Dope: Google Earth Helps Bust Pot Farm
Maybe don’t grow a bunch of weed outdoors.
Chuck E. Cheese: Where Kids Can be Kids and Adults Can be Arrested for Battery
The prize line turned into a battle ground.
Man Calls Police When Jell-O Gets Stolen from Office Fridge
Seems reasonable.
Cat Sneaks Weed Into Moldova Prison, Proving Once and For All That Catnip Is a Gateway Drug
Kids, don’t do catnip.
Substitute Teacher Gets High and Passes Out in Class in Most Realistic D.A.R.E. Lesson Ever
Not exactly the D.A.R.E. lesson they were expecting.