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Crime
Burglary Getaway Gone Miserably Bad
The getaway plan of a team of burglars leaves them empty handed and lands them in jail
Customer Flips Out At 25-Cent Charge For Dipping Sauce
He got away on a purple bicycle
U.K. Couple’s Home Vandalized During Their Wedding by Uninvited Family Member
An uninvited distant family member is the culprit
Infamous Somali Pirate Lured Into Custody With Promise of a Starring Film Role
Belgian police nab pirate in epic sting
Drunk Driver Leads Police in Chase So That He Can Finish His Big Mac
The driver told police that he was sorry, but he wanted to finish his Big Mac before they stopped him
Two-Year-Old Twins Found Locked in Room Alone
Child Services have taken the girls into protective custody after discovering them naked in an empty room with only one blanket
Naked Man Claiming to Be a Descendent of Sasquatch Attacks Hunter
If he’s a sasquatch, why didn’t Big Foot come to save him?
Middle School Girls Caught with Terrifyingly Potent New Form of Meth
The strange form of the drug is so potent it can be absorbed by touch
Rabbis Accused of Plotting to Kidnap and Torture Husbands Who Refuse Divorce
The rabbis, along with eight co-conspirators, are accused of kidnapping and torturing spouses until they agreed to sign a religious document releasing their wives from marriage.
Pennsylvania Highway Crash Kills One, Injures Dozens
One woman was killed and dozens of people injured when a Greyhound bus collided with a tractor-trailer early on Wednesday morning in Pennsylvania.
Sweet Revenge? Man Accused of Stuffing Snickers Bar in Ex’s Gas Tank
Bad Idea. Now he’s facing criminal mischief charges