Sometimes you just really need a snack
Your New Parlor Trick: How to Open a Bottle of Wine With Your Shoe
No corkscrew? No worries!
Meet Your New Favorite Feminist Blogger: Beyoncé
Who run the world?
Watch a Confused Baby Meet Her Father’s Identical Twin for the First Time
So confused, so cute.
British Spies Will Get ‘License to Speed’
Don’t worry, officer, I’m a spy
Watch the Girls Season 3 Premiere on YouTube
Twelve hours after it airs Sunday at 10 p.m.
Watch a Fish Out of Water Catch a Bird In Mid-Flight
Not what you expected, right?
Overly Excited Price Is Right Contestant Slips, Launches Into Announcer’s Crotch
Bonus: one of the models then hugs the contestant’s butt
Pimp Convicted of Assaulting John With His Air Jordans Suing Nike for $100M
For failing to label his kicks as a dangerous weapon
NewsFeed’s 2014 Golden Globes Drinking Game
Get ready to take a shot if Jennifer Lawrence trips
Adolf-Hitler-Platz Gets Virtual Afterlife on Google Maps
Nein!
ICYMI: ‘House of Cards’ Parody and the Men Who Dress Up as Rubber Dolls
The week’s honorable mentions.